"Here ye here ye!
A ROYAL PROCLAMATION FROM HIS EXCELLENCY SIR RANDALL FONG THE COUNSELOR, THE RIGHT HONOURABLE DUKE OF THE UNIVERSITY REALM:
WHEREAS, the first Friday mass has a long and storied tradition of excellent dress and formal attire; and
WHEREAS, all the men of the Sacred Hearts realm hath agreed to a gentleman’s agreement concerning attire at Mass; and
WHEREAS, we gentlemen needed an excuse to use to pull the dry cleaning wrap off of our dress shirts;
BE IT RESOLVED AND DECIDED, that all men of the realm shall, at every first Friday mass, wear dress pants, dress shirt, necktie or bow tie, and belts that match the shoes per customary fashion rules laid down by common law and jurisprudence."